Harry Styles Mocks Justin Bieber With Eggs Photo, And It’s So Good That It Will Scramble Your Brain

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Well things just took a turn for the eggciting in the world of celebrity fights. Just hours ago, Harry Styles instagrammed a photo of scrambled eggs with the caption, “egg off.” While this would just be a run-of-the-mill food photo any other week, it's not any other week. It's the week that Justin Bieber tormented his neighbor by allegedly assaulting his his house with eggs.

Why would he do that? Ugh, you and your need for reasons! He obviously didn't want the eggs anymore and he didn't know how else to dispose of them. I think it's clear that he thought that maybe his neighbor might want eggs, so he sent them over. Via rocket launcher. How was he supposed to know they'd break? He's a pop star, not a Chopped star. Gosh, someone has to cut the kid a break some time.  Anyways, his neighbor totally misunderstood his generous intentions and went to the police and now the cops are like raiding his house with a warrant for felony assault. Whatever, right?! What's a warrant but another thing for him to piss on?

While we're sure that Bieber's out spray painting the cop cars outside his house now, we're also sure that he's not going to like Harry Styles publicly mocking him. And I think we can all agree that this photo's mocking him.  I mean, sureeee, it could just be an innocent photo of scrambled eggs. But a brief foray into Harry Styles' Instagram history shows that he never shares photos of his food. So I'm inclined to think that this one's aimed at the Biebs. Aimed like an egg on a catapult sitting on Justin Bieber's roof.

We can only cross our fingers and hope that this eggscalates even further. It's been way too long since we've had a proper celebrity feud around here. Especially one that makes me this hungry.