Harry Styles Is Dating Cara Delevingne, But I’d Prefer Someone With A Simpler Name

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Harry Styles attending This Is Us premiere August 2013Someone should probably revoke my celebrity gossip pass, because Harry Styles, 19, and Cara Delevingne, 21, have apparently been dating 'for around two weeks' and my spidey sense didn't tingle once. Not even once!

Cara is a British model who has long been linked to Harry in the press, with rampant rumors insisting they were dating after Harry sat in the front row at her Burberry show during London Fashion Week last September. After the show, Harry came backstage and apparently the two of them got a little smoochy, but they never confirmed anything. At the time, Cara said:

"I like to keep my private life private. That's all I'm going to say."

Then last week, they were seen out again at Book Of Mormon in London's West End, and there was even MORE smooching. But here's where it gets complicated guys. Like, Avril Lavigne levels of complicated, so hold onto your hats, Directioners: Harry wants a relationship and apparently Cara doesn't.

"Harry's been chasing Cara nonstop. He really likes her and has been saying that he wants to be exclusive with her. He says he wants them to be boyfriend and girlfriend. But right now, Cara is not sure what to do. She's a top girl and she's finding her feet right now. They are seeing each other though, casually, and are actually very cute together. Their friends think it could work out … He's really chasing her, but she's a really busy girl."

I mean, yeah guys — these are all things you must think about very carefully when you're a busy busy top girl and you're being pursued by someone who is not a busy busy top girl. All I can say is that Harry is totally the Taylor Swift of this relationship, and Cara is totally the Harry Styles. But maybe that's not such a bad thing, right? Maybe it means Harry will end up with someone whose last name I can actually spell.

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