Harry Styles Gives Zayn Malik A Run For His Money In The ‘Looking Good As A Girl’ Department
That silly Harry Styles, always doing silly things. This weekend that silly thing was dressing up in a blonde curly wig and going out for a night on the town in London with his friends Nick Grimshaw and Gillian Orr. They reportedly went to Groucho Club for Poppy Delevingne's bachelorette party. Yep, you read that extra N right. Poppy is Cara Delevingne's sister. Cara has been romantically linked to Harry. But Harry has also been romantically linked recently to everyone from Kendall Jenner to his “ex” Taylor Swift, so it's hard to tell what's going on.
What isn't hard to tell is that Harry looked downright adorable in his outfit. He and his friends all dressed in similar flannel-heavy outfits with matching wigs for the event, and it turns out they were supposed to be Hanson, as Harry tweeted. He also shared the above photo of himself with actress Sienna Miller on Instagram, captioning it, “I have no idea.” I assume he means he has no idea if she's his girlfriend, since he's supposedly dating so many women at once. Harry didn't reveal which Hanson brother he was supposed to be, but my money's on Taylor. I don't know, Harry just seems like a total Taylor to me. And it has nothing to do with Taylor Swift. OR DOES IT?
Even though he's supposed to be a Hanson brother, I still can't quite shake the idea that he's just dressed as a baseball-cap-wearing girl with luscious blonde hair. We all know that Hanson's hair was pretty straight and not as platinum as that, making this outfit rather inaccurate. (What can I say? I'm a purist.) So I'm just going to imagine he was dressed as a cute tomboy. He is kinda cute as a girl, which makes sense because he's cute in general. But of course no one can beat his One Direction bandmate Zayn Malik in the “looking pretty” department. Harry knows that from firsthand experience. (Anyone else mesmerized by the below GIF? Excuse me while I stare at it for a couple more minutes.)
(Image: Instagram, GIF: Tumblr)