Tom Brady And Gisele Bundchen Can’t Stop Having Sex, In Related News They’re Expecting Another Baby

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Pop the champagne, kick a football and become a world famous supermodel because our favorite professionally good looking couple are expecting their second child. That's right! Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have had sex at least once since their son Benjamin arrived two years ago — and that one night of romance resulted in another bundle of joy.


Everything's always alleged until you see someone posing naked on the cover of a magazine. It's unfortunate, but it's just the way we communicate these days with celebrities.

It's the new pregnancy test. No one tells her husband to his face that she's pregnant. No, if she's a real lady she waits until she's 8 months bloated and then presents him with a  shiny magazine cover. It's all “Gotcha! We're having a baby!” It's very fun and I eagerly anticipate the day I too can tell someone I'm pregnant in that very same way.

The only person who probably didn't pee her pants out of excitement over this news is Tom Brady's first baby mama,  Bridget Moynihan. The mother of Jack, his oldest son.  But we're sure she'll be pleasent and polite and all “con-grat-u-la-tions” through gritted teeth. Because, like Gisele Bundchen, she's also a classy (and beauitful) lady.

So let me offer my alleged congrats to Gis and Tom! It's hypothetically a very exciting time in their lives.

(Photo: Pop Sugar)