The Internet Wants Emma Watson And Harry Styles To Date, Which Is The Worst Idea Ever
Another day, another hoard of Internet-goers conspiring to create the worst couples ever. Who are the victims this time? Why, none other than our favorite full-time feminist Emma Watson and the maybe-straight, maybe-not Harry Styles.
Let's set the scene. Imagine you're one of the #hemma (yep, they already have a couple name) shippers, and you're settling down to watch the British Fashion Awards, which aired last night. Emma wins the British Style Award, because duh, and Harry is the one to present it to her. People clap, speeches are made, they take a picture together, and BOOM. Tweets everywhere. EVERYWHERE, I TELL YOU. Now, as one of said shippers in this scenario, you're pretty happy about this whole situation and you jump on the 140-character bandwagon along with the others, but you know what? You're not using your good ol' noggin there, buddy.
Don't get me wrong. I'm all for a good fictional ship, especially if it involves myself and Logan Lerman, but let's think about this for a second. Would you really want to see Emma Watson and Harry Styles date IRL? I'll answer that question for you, because I'm an all-seeing, all-knowing dating guru in my spare time. The answer is NO. PLEASE GOD NO. Emma is a big, walking ball of class, and Harry spends his time avoiding combs and dressing like a '70s-era pimp. Emma can charm the hell out of anyone with ears and a heart, while Harry gets crotch tattoos and flashes them in public. Emma went to Brown University, and Harry…well let's just stop here and call a spade a spade, shall we? This couple would make absolutely no sense.
Besides, we've seen what happens to Harry's girlfriends when they go on dates, and honestly, it looks like zero fun. Emma deserves all of the fun. Stop being so selfish, Internet.