10 Celebrities Who Made Us Feel Dirty In 2014

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Jimmy Fallon Ew Sketch Late Night


2014 was an exhausting year, in terms of pop culture creepiness. If a gross thing could happen, then you'd better believe that it did happen this year. And I'm not even talking about the array of sex scandals that unfolded over these 12 short months, because those deserve their very own list with a much stronger adjective than “dirty”. I'm talking about the celebrity events that made you think “WTFWTFWTFWTF” for 5 minutes straight, right before you jumped in the shower for 5 hours, just trying to remember what it felt like to be clean. 

I don't know how you like to celebrate the end of the year. But I think that there's no better way to do so than to be purged of all of our pop culture sin. And, while these 10 celebrities were the biggest offenders of the year, please feel free to add others who have slipped through my judgmental cracks.

1. James Franco

James Franco Come On


If I ever want to see a photo of a sweaty dude with his hand down dingy boxer briefs, I'll — nope, that will literally never occur. In fact, I wish I had one of those Men in Black mind eraser things so I can forget that I've ever even seen it before.

2. Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Stache Mustache


This ‘stache wasn't started in 2014, but it's certainly gotten worse this year. So, if anyone knows someone who knows someone who Justin trusts, please pass along this single message to him: #StopTheCrustache2k14. Please, before it's too late.

3. Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande Love Me Harder Sexy


She went from frilly 1950's dresses to grinding on sateen sheets in 2 seconds flat and my brain is still not over it.

4. Nick Jonas

Nick Jonas Topless Changing Shirt


I'm personally okay with his recent decision to be ALL NAKED ALL THE TIME. However, my allegiance to Naked Nick ended the second that I turned on my volume while watching his sex scene. Ugh, so much squishing and slapping and vomiting (on my part).

5. The Lady Who Played Wendy Darling in Peter Pan Live!

Peter Pan Live Wendy


Girl was a real-deal horndog and was only made creepier that she was being played by an adult acting like a pre-teen. Honestly, who green-lit this?

6. Usher

Usher Salute The Voice


Listen, I'm all for replenished phone battery life. But do not — I repeat, do not — ever feel like you have to resort to sticking your USB cord up a rando's vag. It's both ew and ow at the same time.

7. Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner Spanked By Santa


I never want to see another shirtless Santa slap another teenager's butt. Actually, let's expand that to any and all fictional characters created for children.

8. Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea

Jennifer Lopez Iggy Azalea Booty Video


I'm sure their naked asses gyrating all over each other in the “Booty” video was a point of sexiness for some. But I just felt like I stumbled upon someone's weird experimental sex tape that I was not supposed to ever have seen.

9. Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian Keeping Up With The Yep


Leave it to a Kardashian to turn a perfectly unoffensive maternity photo shoot into a wet t-shirt maternity shoot.