False! While paparazzi website X17 reports that Paris' pets were gobbled up (and that the heirhead had been crying non-stop as a result), her rep says the story couldn't be farther from the truth. "They were at Paris's house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be," Paris' rep tells People. "Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured." Wait…rewind that. They were in her recording studio? Hey, an album by her pups couldn't be much worse than her cover of "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy."