You've gotta have brains to get into Ivy League university Columbia, but that doesn't mean the students there are smart when it comes to celeb social skills. James Franco, who is enrolled in a master's writing program at Columbia, was studying on campus when a crowd gathered 'round him -- "particularly the type of ridiculous, squealing freshman girl . . . all harassing the poor guy," writes sophomore Vesal Yazdi in campus newspaper, Columbia Spectator. "[They] were shameless enough to literally go right up to him." For crying out loud, the guy's just trying to study! Here's Vesal's guidance for her unruly classmates: "Do a bit of subtle ogling, but don't stand around the entrance like a pack of starving vultures." Good advice!

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