Crush Links: Someone Get Maury To Buckingham Palace, Stat

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• We can't stop looking at Kim Kardashian‘s gravity-defying boobs in this cutout dress from Fashion's Night Out. (The Stir)

• Rumor has it, after Prince Harry‘s romp through Las Vegas, Queen Elizabeth demanded that Prince Charles take a paternity test to determine if this naked ginger is even royalty. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• The stars of Sons of Anarchy protest Jesse James doing a guest spot on their show because of those questionable Nazi photos from a few years ago. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• If, like us, you were watching the VMAs last night, catch President Obama‘s speech from the Democratic National Convention! (Have U Heard)

• In honor of the Stand Up 2 Cancer telethon, 20 celebs who have beat the disease. (Celebuzz)

• Could Khloe Kardashian join the X Factor judges' table? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)