Crush Links: Kanye Sings to Delta Coach Class

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Kanye West performed “Gold Digger” over the intercom on a Delta flight from Minneapolis to New York. Viral marketing? It worked. (Gawker)

Michael Lohan has finally found a dad worse than him! You'd think he'd be thanking Demi Lovato‘s father, not yelling at him. (Celebuzz)

• Great Headline: “Christina Aguilera…Not Dating Assistant, Says His Mom.” Ugh! Thanks mom! (Radar)

Eminem admits to having trust issues with women. But also “friends,” and “whatever,” so we know he's not a misogynist. (Rolling Stone)

• Of course, “normal” newlyweds Katy Perry and Russell Brand have wedding rings made out of “yellow micro pave diamonds.” Is that even a real thing?! (People)

Jake Gyllenhaal is “dodging” questions about his relationship with Taylor Swift, but for some reason we all know he doesn't want her to see him naked, even in his new movie, Love and Other Drugs. Just when she was old enough to buy her own ticket to R-rated films, too! (The Frisky)

50 Cent and Verne Troyer (aka Mini-Me) take their feud to Twitter. Because Jay-Z v. MC Hammer wasn't sad enough. (TMZ)