Crush Links: I Wouldn’t Pick A Fight With Someone Married To The Prince Of Darkness…

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• In the epic battle between Sharon Osbourne and Justin Bieber, who will win? My money's on Sharon. (Have U Heard)

• Michael Lohan is Norman Bates, Dina Lohan is his mother, and Lindsay Lohan is the money Marion Crane stole in this very new, totally exclusive, and absolutely non-existent remake of Psycho. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• At first I thought this picture of Reggie Bush and his new baby mama Lilit Avagyan was of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Whoops! Kanye won't like that. To be fair, this article is about all four of them so it very well could have been! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Is it really fair to say you “de-aged,” Kate Gosselin, if it took hours of plastic surgery to get that new face of yours? (Us Weekly)

• What is up with the “post baby body” obsession? Can't people just be fat anymore? Adriana Lima is a Victoria's Secret model so I guess she has reasons, but come on! (Celebuzz)

Jennifer Aniston invited Brad Pitt's mom to her wedding and the whole world goes into a tizzy. (The Stir)

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