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Courtney Stodden Struts Around In A Fur Coat And A Red Bikini

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What's Courtney Stodden been up to these days? Well, for one, she's been walking the streets of L.A. in a tiny red bikini and a big fur coat. She's also been hitting on Santa Claus via Twitter, and I'd like this opportunity to quote some of her finest work:

• “Mr. Moist Saint Nick: As I magnetically dangle this magical mistletoe above my mere mysteriousness… I imagine your mouth smooching mine…”

• “Foxy Santa: Your frosty facial goodness completed w/all of your frisky fine fun bags makes me feel erotically flirtatious & festively feisty”

• “Santa Baby: If I innocently immerse myself in soft white feathery secrets… could I be the alluri”ng angel on top of your big holiday tree?”

• “Dear Sweet Santa of Seduction: Oh won't you come and satisfy my Christmas wish this year by taking a rapturous ride in my slippery sleigh?”