17 Cliché NYE Resolutions That You Should Probably Just Avoid Altogether

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Comedy Central

2017 has been… a year. While it hasn’t been all bad by any means — and even some of the most upsetting moments have provided hope for the direction society is going — I don’t think I’m alone in looking forward to a fresh start in 2018.

After the Christmas music is finally put on mute and everyone can go back to listening to whatever they listen to the other 11 months of the year, it’s time to put together the sparkliest outfit you own and start preparing for New Year’s Eve. Which, tbh, is never as amazing as it’s hyped up to be.

Once the ball drops and the confetti flies and the clock strikes 12:01 a.m., the pressure is on to become a “better you” for the new year by committing to a New Year’s resolution. Although the concept is admirable enough, in practice it doesn’t quite pan out the way most people plan it to. Instead of proposing the same old cliché NYE resolutions as everyone else, avoid them altogether.