17 Classic Christmas Songs That Are Actually Really Weird

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The holidays are here, complete with twinkly lights on every house, eggnog in every fridge, and holiday music playing in every store, not to mention all the amazing holiday classics showing on TV, complete with sappy romantic scenes and adorable kid actors who totally steal the show.

Twinkly lights are beautiful, eggnog is delicious, and holidays movies warm everyone’s heart. But have you ever really stopped to listen to all the popular Christmas songs? These classic carols have some weird, creepy, and downright sexually specific lyrics. How strange is your favorite holiday tune?