Chris Brown Gets In Fight With Drake’s Entourage, Tweets Photo Of Injury (And Coke Booger?)

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If you, like many, have been wanting to give Chris Brown a smack or two for all of his assorted douchebaggery, you might be happy to learn that Brown finally received one last night. And, if rumors are to be believed, it came courtesy of notorious nice guy Drake. How fitting!

According to TMZ, the fight went down at New York's WIP club in the wee hours of today. Five people were injured and the cops got called to the scene, but Chris and Drake were long gone by that point, and nobody was seriously hurt, so no one was arrested. Chris Brown then proceeded to tweet a lot of charming things (since deleted) about the fight, like “How u party wit rich n**** that hate? Lol… Throwing bottles like girls? #shameonya!” He also tweeted the above photo, which shows a nasty cut as well as what appears to be an un-snorted chunk of cocaine. (I guess even rich people have trouble finding powdery coke in New York.)

Thus far, that's all we know for sure, but The Sun reports a salacious rumor that Brown sent a bottle of champagne to Drake's table as some sort of peace offering (the two have feuded before for Rihanna-related reasons), which Drake returned with a note that said “I'm fucking the love of your life, deal with it.” At which point, Chris “flew into a rage” (which I totally believe), and…yeah.

I'm not saying I advocate violence as the solution to personal conflict, but considering the fact that Chris is a narcissistic asshat and unrepentant woman beater, I think it's okay to feel at least a little bit of joy over this story. He was due for a bit of roughing up, and it makes it about 100% better that the one doing the roughing up was a Canadian in a cardigan sweater.

(Via TMZ)