Channing Tatum And Jenna Dewan-Tatum Are Officially Parents, No Word Yet On Baby’s Gender Or First Dance Lesson

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Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum‘s baby officially arrived on Thursday, May 30 in London, and I heard People magazine is already throwing around the idea of a “Sexiest Baby Alive” cover spread.  Just kidding, that's creepy!  But really, I think we'd all be surprised if this child wasn't one of the most beautiful creatures to exist among us mere mortals, second only to Vivienne Jolie-Pitt.

What's crazy is that it took three days before the news broke out, and when it did we didn't see a Twitpic or an Instagram of the new bundle of joy.  No, Channing and Jenna did it the old fashioned way- they enjoyed their time privately for a few days and then had their publicists handle it.  Weirdos!  We don't know the gender, and we definitely haven't received a schedule of the baby's first dance class.

The Tatums are ridiculously good-looking people who–and I'm just speculating here–probably have no problem keeping the passion alive, if you know what I mean.  But you know what's funny?  The fact that their kid will most likely one day be mortified by Step Up and make fun of their “dorky” parents just like the rest of us.  And of course, there's also Magic Mike.





The bigger question (for me, anyway) is if their baby is officially British since it was born in London.  I'll even settle for it being just a little bit British. Cheerio!

(Photo: WENN)