14 Sets Of Celebrity Best Friends Ranked By Who Would Be The Most Fun At Brunch

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There's nothing — and I mean nothing — that intrigues me more than finding out which celebrities choose to hang out together in real life. Sure they're all buddy-buddy with co-stars during interviews and on red carpets, but it's who they go out with on the weekends that really matters. And considering the fact that I'm just one opportune-sex-tape-with-a-celebrity away from being famous, I thought it was high time that I start thinking about who I will hang out with on the weekends when I arrive in Hollywood for my fifteen minutes of fame. Or rather who I will brunch with, after all, I am a lady. And everyone knows that ladies do friendship best over brunch. Followed by fro-yo and the promise of taking a spin class together at some point in the future.

So in honor of me living life like you're always one day away from having scandalous celebrity sex, I rounded up 14 sets of celebrifriends and ranked them.

14. Chris Brown & Justin Bieber

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Things I'd rather do than ever spend time with them include wrestling naked with alligators, getting charged with a crime that I didn't commit and being an active participant in music video brainstorming sesh with Miley Cyrus.

13. Lena Dunham & Taylor Swift

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As much as I'd love to hear two people wax poetic about each other while eating brunch, I'd rather not. Especially two people who currently reside full time on my last nerves.

9. Jennifer Aniston & Courtney Cox

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How much botox talk can you really handle over brunch? Especially when you know it will be followed up with both of them nabbing a child off the street and literally sucking the youth of it Hocus-Pocus style.

11. Selena Gomez & Taylor Swift

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If I wanted to see a popular girl boss around her popular-by-association friend, I'd watch Mean Girls. For the 400th time.

“Eggs Benedict Selena? A moment on the lips, forever on the hips. I know! Why don't you try the plain yogurt here. I heard it's divine with raisins!”

10. Katy Perry & Allison Williams

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Their friendship could easily be the premise for a hit CBS sitcom called Marnie & Whipped Cream T*ts. “An uptight girl from the Upper East Side moves in with a carefree rock star with a Christian upbringing. Between all the hijinks and the heartwarming moments, you might just stay awake through the end!”

8. Leonardo DiCaprio & Tobey Maguire

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There are worse things than hearing stories about the legendary Pussy Possy that roamed New York City back in the late '90s. The vaginas they've seen!  The heartbreaks they've left in their wake!

7. Ashley Olsen & Mary-Kate Olsen

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So many questions for these ladies, so little time. Oh you didn't think that I'd get through a whole meal with them without referencing every movie and TV show they ever starred in.

“Eggs white substitutes for sale, only fifty cents!”

6. Ben Affleck & Matt Damon

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If we can figure out how to make this brunch happen before we all decided to start hating Ben, that would be greeeaaattt. After Good Will Huntingand before Gigli would probably work best for the three of us.

5. Brad Pitt & George Clooney

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Yes please, thank you please. I'll start off my meal off with an ice coffee and staring into George Clooney's eyes and then I'll end it by pumping Brad Pitt with questions about his six children. Somewhere in the middle of all that, we'll take a quick cruise around Lake Como is Clooney's boat.

4. Sandra Bullock & Melissa McCarthy

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Can I get a Greek Omelette with a side of a uproarious laughter and physical comedy?! Also a photo of baby Louis…because he's kind of my favorite at the moment. Oh and make sure that breakfast burrito brings The Heat!

3. One Direction

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What goes best with British accents and swoon? Sorry stupid question. We'll get the tea and crumpets for six please.

3. BJ Novak & Mindy Kaling 

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The amount of inside jokes we'd have by the end of the meal already overwhelms me. As does their promise to give me a small part as BJ Novak's quirky half-sister in The Mindy Project this season.

2.  Aubrey Plaza & Anna Kendrick

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First we'll eat and then we'll tweet…about what we eat. That's how friendship works guys. Especially when you're friendshipping with these ladies.

1. Tina Fey & Amy Poehler

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I die. I absolutely die. I go to Heaven because I'm dead of happiness. Then I brag to all the angels about my pre-death brunch with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Then I go back to earth as a ghost and spend the rest of my days haunting them until they agree to host the Golden Globes again.