11 Celebrities Who Should Probably Just Start Living At Coachella

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We're in a strange era right now, between the first and second weekends of Coachella. It's traditionally a time of great unrest and limbo during which sufferers have complained of ‘not enough ringing in my ears', having to go to work, and strong, inexplicable urges to don cut-off jean shorts.

It strikes our celebrity population especially hard, as for some of them, this is their favorite time of year. It's like starting to eat your birthday cake one weekend and having to wait AN ENTIRE WEEK IN BETWEEN before you finish it. It shouldn't be allowed, and frankly I won't stand for it anymore.

Which is why I've created this list of celebrities who should start petitioning to just live at Coachella full time. I'm aware that they'd have to change the music festival from a two weekend-long thing to a year round thing, but I think it's worth it. After all, these people aren't fully comfortable or fully themselves unless they're at Coachella, so it's really the least you can do.

So without further ado, here are eleven celebrities who should probably just start living at Coachella.

1. Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens attending Coachella Music Festival April 2012

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There's no one else whose name would be acceptable at the top of this list, because Vanessa is essentially the Coachella mascot at this point. Even if she became a hermit and never came out of her house ever again, Vanessa would have a tunnel built from her house to Indio, California so she wouldn't have to waste the opportunity to wear lace shirts and weave flowers into her hair two weekends a year. It's that important.

2. Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton attending Coachella April 2013(Photo: STS / WENN.com)

You know that saying ‘in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king'? Well in the valley of music, the Mischa Barton is still famous. She should really be capitalizing on that.

3. Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan at Coachella April 2012 Week 1 Day 3

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Everybody says that recovering addicts need structure, and since Lindsay apparently can't stay away from Coachella, maybe she should just get her own little sober-living setup over there so we can avoid relapses in the future.

4. Emma Roberts and Evan Peters

Emma Roberts and Evan Peters attending Coachella April 2013(Photo: STS / WENN.com)

This might be just the place for the two of them to start their lives together. Once they get married and have a baby, they can name it Indio! (Is it bad that I actually don't hate that name?)

5. Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas attending Coachella April 2014(Photo: WENN.com)

If this dude is really getting paid the $20,000 he was reportedly asking for in endorsements just to attend the festival, then he should never let go of that gig. Ever.

6. Lea Michele

Lea is another person who was reportedly paid — by Lacoste, of all people — to show up at Coachella. Hanging out at a dusty music festival might not be totally her thing, but it'd be good for her perfectionist personality to spend some time sans shower, don't you think? Loosen her right up.

7. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Coachella April 13 2013 Indio California

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If these two are ever going to get back together and fulfill the fantasies of Twilight fans worldwide, then the only place it has any hope of happening is at Coachella. WE HAVE TO GO BACK.

8. Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio attending Coachella April 2014(Photo: WENN.com)

Probably the only person I've ever seen be able to pull off the weird fashion there, which isn't surprising, given that she's a goddamn supermodel. But since nobody else is anywhere close to making it happen, she might as well stick around. If you got it, flaunt it.

9. Leonardo DiCaprio

In one day at Coachella, Leo showed us more of himself than he's shown us in his entire career. I'm not his therapist, but I think he should follow that feeling and dad-dance himself to a revelation. And as a bonus, Coachella is essentially a showroom for supermodels, so Leo would have his pick of the litter.

10. Kendall and Kylie Jenner

It's not like they're in school or anything, so they might as well dedicate their time to a festival of music!

11. Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber surprise performance at Coachella April 2014(Photo: Kevin Winter / Staff / Getty Images Entertainment)

Only because we don't want him back here, and he can't show his face in real life any more after wearing that horrendous boxcar child costume.