Daniel Radcliffe Gets Compared to an Aardvark in the Newest Edition of ‘Celebrities Read Mean Tweets’
Jimmy Kimmel aired a new installment of his “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” series last night, and it was entertaining as always. There's just something about A.) the fact that people actually type these things out and hit publish, and B.) the incredulous amusement with which the celebrities to react to them, that always makes me chuckle. You can almost see the thought bubble over each of their heads that just says, “Haaaa, joke's on you, I'm really rich. #SuckIt.”
This edition of the segment featured such celebrities as Daniel Radcliffe, Kirsten Dunst, Kurt Russell and Sarah Paulson. Poor DanRad has to read a tweet saying he's “one of God's most unattractive creations since the aardvark.” But hey, that implies that the aardvark is more unattractive than Daniel Radcliffe. And I don't know about you, but I think aardvarks are pretty damn cute. I mean, have you seen Arthur? He's adorable. He wears a sweater, for crying out loud! So maybe this was actually just a fan's way of saying Daniel is actually even cuter than an aardvark. They just had to phrase it in a mean way so he would see it. Yep, that's totally it. I won't accept anything different.
As for Kirsten Dunst, she reads a tweet about how her teeth look like “tictacs throwing gang signs.” I'm not sure what that means, but at least they were creative. So was the person who declared that Kurt Russell's face is “made of aged denim.” Kurt appreciated the comparison so much he said he “couldn't agree more.” And make sure you make it to the end of the video, where Sarah Paulson reads about how annoying she is for simply existing and responds with a few colorful phrases.