Celeb Twitter: Wait, What?

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Nicole Richie is black. Joe Jonas is hooking up with Ashley Greene. Dax Shepard only eats chicken. Thank god for Twitter, or else we'd have no effing clue what was going on today in Important Land.

You can tell Jeremy Piven (@jeremypiven) has been hit a lot in his life.

Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) is one of the most powerful black women on Twitter. Okay.

You know what? It doesn't even surprise me that Dax Shepard (@daxshepard1) only eats poultry and nothing else. He's like the dude that keeps “ironically” ordering the Double Down at KFC.

It's sort of cute that Ashley Greene (@AshleyMGreene) takes time out of her busy make-out sessions with Joe Jonas to write back to her fans, but this person just sounds creepy…