Celeb Tweetup: Not The Best Idea
Look, we all have crazy thoughts sometimes: “Why not try to skateboard over those three cars?” or “Why not go out in sparkly vampire makeup?” Hopefully though, there's a little voice inside our head that usually talks us down reasonably. Unfortunately for a lot of celebrities, they don't develop that voice because they always have someone externally giving them the good advice they never learn from trial and error. So that's how you end up with today's Tweets.
Hey Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson), the reason you have a stunt double is so you don't do your own stunts. Right? So when they say “Don't do that,” you should probably listen.
Stop trying to steal Ian Somerhalder‘s thunder, Justin Bieber (@justinbieber).
Isn't it weird how Dax Shepard (@daxshepard1) is just as not-endearing on Twitter as he is on the screen?
Clearly, if someone says something mean about you, the first thing you want to do is retweet it to all your followers, right Snooki (@sn00ki)? Though she may have a point: this chick later had to beg Snooks to call off her rabid fans.