Calvin Harris Openly Said That He’s ‘Insanely Happy’ With Taylor Swift, So When’s The Wedding?

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Is it too soon to predict that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are going to get married? I mean, I don’t want to get ahead of myself here, since Taylor’s relationship history hasn’t really proven much in the way of longevity. But I think this might be for real—I mean, they’re the highest paid celebrity couple and he’s met her cats. Once that happens, there’s really no going back. Oh, and there’s also that little, adorable thing of how Calvin is apparently “insanely happy” right now, which is more than we’d ever heard from any of Taylor’s long list of ex-lovers.

In an interview with KISS FM UK, Calvin basically gushed like a tweenage girl at a Jonas Brothers concert in 2008 (trust me, I know this is an accurate analogy from experience) about his relationship with Taylor:

“It’s going absolutely fantastic. It’s interesting, because obviously there’s different things written about it every day and even if we don’t do anything publicly for a while, someone will make something up…It does get more and more ridiculous, from me apparently being allergic to cats or Taylor and I are moving in together or we’re getting married next week. It’s a lot but you’ve just got to take it how it is which is that it’s a news story that people read but it’s just not real life.”

Oh, so maybe it is too soon to say they’re getting married? Did I just prove Calvin’s point? But guys, I didn’t outright say they’re getting married, I’m just asking them if they’re considering it and when I should be expecting my invitation. So that’s not starting rumors, right? RIGHT??

Anyway, he didn’t stop there with the cuteness:

“There’s a whole bunch of times where we’ve been hanging out and nobody’s clocked it. It’s not like every single time we go out, we get a photograph taken of us. For me, it could be a lot worse, and I’d still be like insanely happy with her, so, I’m good with it.”

IS THAT NOT ADORABLE? He’s basically the only one of of the guys Taylor’s ever dated that’s openly said, “Yeah, it’d be nice if they didn’t photograph us leaving brunch while I have a massive food baby, but it doesn’t happen all the time, and BTW did I mention that my girlfriend is the cat’s pajamas? Not Meredith and Olivia’s pajamas, but you know what I mean?” Also, I think a lot of us forget that Calvin has been absurdly famous in the DJ circuit for a VERY long time (the first time I heard his name was sophomore year of high school, which was seven years ago), so if Taylor could find anyone for whom the spotlight and paparazzi isn’t a big deal, he’s kind of the chupacabra.

I’ve said a lot of crap about Taylor and her merry-go-round of relationships in the past, but this one feels different. They’ve only been together for a few months, but there’s something about this one that really feels like it’s going to last. Plus, I’d love to see just how Pinterest-worthy Taylor Swift’s wedding will be, so, like, if she could get a move on that, I’d be greatly obliged.

(Photo: Instagram/Taylor Swift)