Brad Pitt Says He Will Retire From Acting In Three Years

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Brad Pitt, of the Morally Superior Jolie-Pitts, seems to have taken his character in Benjamin Button to heart, in that he's living his life in a reverse order to most people. Unlike many who leave their families in pursuit of fame and fortune, Brad Pitt would like to quit acting in movies so he can have/adopt yet more children with genetically perfect partner Angelina Jolie.[tagbox tag=”Brad Pitt”]

Okay, so those two things don't have a direct causal relationship, but they nevertheless seem somewhat related. In a recent interview with Australia's 60 Minutes, Pitt said he only plans to keep acting for three more years. When asked what he's going to do after that, he said this:

Hell if I know. Hell if I know. I am really enjoying the producing side and development of stories and putting those pieces together. And getting stories to the plate that might have had a tougher time otherwise, so…You know, I have gotten away with a few things in writing and I have been pissed off about a few things. How’s that?

The 47-year-old actor and father of six also said he and his 36-year-old partner are probably not yet finished having/obtaining children:

Uh, you know, I don’t know that we’re finished. I don’t know yet. I don’t know.

Is this because Brad Pitt is afraid of dying alone? Probably, but he's also way into those awesome sleepless nights you're blessed with when there's a baby around:

TARA BROWN: And trying to get some sleep and…?

BRAD: Yeah, sleep is a foregone conclusion in our home. But…later. Not that interested. I mean, because those late nights are so fun when one of them’s up or those mornings when they get up and make pancakes or something. That’s what it’s about.

TARA BROWN: You enjoy the chaos?

BRAD: Well, obviously.

Do you hear that, everyone? Brangelina is addicted to having babies! Someone get Dr. Drew on the case before they turn into a glamorous, racially diverse version of The Duggars.

(Via E! Online)