Screw Your Ovaries And Watch This GIF Of Blue Ivy Doing The ‘Single Ladies’ Dance

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There are no words to describe how I'm feeling after seeing Blue Ivy at the 2014 MTV VMAs tonight. Sure, sure, Beyonce did a good job too during her finale performance. But we expected that. Never has she ever gotten on stage and managed not to wow us into inferiority. But seeing Blue Ivy sitting in the audience on Jay-Z's lap was a twist. And seeing her do the signature “Single Ladies” dance move during “Flawless” was a gift from the heavens above. A gift that resulted in my ovaries quickly packing a suitcase and exiting my body so that they could explode a safe distance away from me. Which happened the exact second Blue Ivy congratulated her mother on stage and said “go Mommy.”

So Beyonce, what I'm trying to say is, you better watch out…because your baby just stole the show from you. And I have a feeling that she's only getting started.