Will you be waiting in line to see New Moon this weekend? Not even angry critics could stand in your way at this point, but in case you're wondering, the flick is NOT getting rave reviews. "The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan," says Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times. "Never have teenagers been in greater need of a jump-start." Ouch! And there's more: "Where the first film's director, Catherine Hardwicke, plugged into [author Stephenie] Meyer's vision of supernatural teenage lust with abandon, Chris Weitz is stuck with a sequel that's a morning-after mope-fest," says Ty Burr of The Boston Globe. Do the critics sway your vote? Comment below!