Do you envy celebs' perfectly white teeth? When you hear Jessica Simpson's confession, you might not be so jealous. "I don't brush my teeth," she tells iheartradio. "No, really! I just use Listerine -- and sometimes I'll use my sweater." Ew! "I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I'm 60 I'll be all 'Ow!'" We thought we were past Jess' "chicken of the sea" crazy comment days...

They share scenes in New Moon and now in The Runaways, but Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning also share a smooch in the new flick! "I don't want to give anything away," Kristen tells Access Hollywood about the kiss. "It's a really passionate, hardcore scene. No, it's just a kiss. It's not a really big deal." Whoa! "It's just something that happened in their lives," Dakota says. "In this script, it's not like a big build up or something that they talk about afterwards." That's rock 'n' roll for ya.

It's heeeeeereeee! The moment we've all been waiting for: the Eclipse trailer. Click to see it and leave your excitement in the comments!

So long, hopes and dreams! We totes thought Logan Lerman and Selena Gomez had somethin' goin' there for a while! But nah, Logan is into another A-Lister: Rachel McAdams! "My dream girl is Rachel McAdams," He spills to M mag. "I saw her in a restaurant once and it was the first time I've actually frozen up around a girl. I couldn't even look in the direction of where she was sitting! I'm a huge fan of hers." Aw! If he saw how amazing she looked at the Oscars, he might not be able to speak for a week.

Super excited for tonight's episode of 16 and Pregnant! Chelsea seems to be quite the entertainer. Click for a clip of her putting a diaper on a pug!

It's nice to see that celebs can make fun of themselves sometimes, especially when they have become crazy caricatures of themselves. Heidi Montag stars in a new FunnyorDie video spoofing her excessive plastic surgery. The best part is at 1:29. Click to check it out!

Did you notice something missing during the tribute montage at the Oscars for those who passed away this year? Farrah Fawcett was left out! Though she is famous for her role on TV in Charlie's Angels, she also appeared in multiple movies, including The Apostle and The Cannonball Run. Bea Arthur, everyone's fave Golden Girl, was also MIA during the montage. Ugh!

We know James Van Der Beek is back on TV on Mercy this season (and he's super smooth), but will he ever reprise his role as beloved Dawson? Maybe! "You know I was talking to Michelle [Williams] the other day and she was like, 'I would totally do a reunion show,'" James tells MTV News. "And I was like, 'Really?' She's like getting nominated for Oscars. You know it's fun to see those guys again." Is he actually serious? "I don't know... reunion shows tend to be kind of lame, I think. If somebody could come up with a way where it's like really, really cool... I'd totally be open." But will Joey and Pacey be down? Please say yes!

We're still on the fence about who we think Elena should end up with (are you Team Damon or Team Stefan?), but Nina Dobrev says that dating a co-star is not her thing. "I think it could definitely get sticky if you dated your costar. To be completely honest, dating an actor is very complicated," Nina tells Seventeen. "There's a lot of vanity involved. And they're in their head, and they're kind of crazy. And you're always surrounded by beautiful people. I would prefer not to date an actor." But what about if the actors are Ian and Paul? "They're both really great in different kinds of ways," Nina says. "Paul definitely takes his job very seriously. He's very professional. Ian's the prankster, the jokester. He makes light of every moment, and he's very exciting and cool. He has the best stories, because he has just experienced so much." Jealous!

Five more days 'til the long-awaited return of Gossip Girl! We've got our own poll going about the GG couples this season, but are Chuck and Blair on the rocks? Click to see a tense phone convo between the two in a clip from this week's eppie!

There might be a new McSteamy in town! Jason George, who plays Dr. Bailey's new love interest on Grey's Anatomy this season is getting his own doc show! On Grey's creator, Shonda Rhimes' new show, Off the Map, Jason plays Dr. Otis Abbot, a hot ER doc working at a clinic in the tropics, who likes to "chase girls, smoke cigarettes and play dirty jokes," according to THR. Hm... does that mean Miranda won't be getting hot 'n' heavy like the rest of the Grey's cast this season?

Uh oh! Heidi's plastic surgeon, Frank Ryan is pulling the plug on Heidi's ongoing surgery needs. "There's really nothing to do!" he tells Us. "I told Heidi that, 'What are you going to do? You're done!" He must be referring to Heidi's recent comments about her DDD boobs not being "as big as I originally wanted!" But which other Hills girls are jealous of her surgeries? "In reality [TV] world, there's a lot of competition and there's a lot of possessiveness for one's doctor," Dr. Ryan says. "It's pretty interesting." Hm... this doesn't sound healthy.