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Crushable’s Official Lifetime Movie Review Directory

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I’ve been writing weekly Lifetime movie reviews for Crushable for a while now, and it has been so much fun. It’s one of the most rewarding things I’ve ever done. Even more rewarding than putting potato chips on a sandwich. Actually, get back to me about that. But seriously, you guys, thank you so much for reading my posts and leaving comments and going on this journey with me.

It’s been a very educational journey, that’s for sure. For instance, I’ve learned that 17 is the unluckiest age there is. I’ve also learned that it’s a really good idea to bring a tape recorder everywhere you go and just leave it on in case your enemy decides to confess to something. Oh and also, background checks are super important when hiring a nanny or a surrogate or a waitress or anyone. These are lessons that I’ll carry with me for life, and I’m glad that I have opportunity to share them with you from week to week. That’s why this directory is so handy. When you’re in need of some Lifetime wisdom, you can come to this page, find the category that best fits your mood and pick a review to read. Are you bookmarking this post yet? I’ll give you a second. Ready? Let’s get started.

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What’s better than a lady detective/lawyer/psychologist solving a crime and hooking up with a hot cop on the side? Nothing, I tell you! Nothing.

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This is Lifetime’s slogan. Oh, and don’t worry about a backstory or past trauma. These aren’t women we’re talking about, silly.

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For a network catering to women, Lifetime sure does like to make them crazy. But these women all had something bad happen to them at some point. Trust me, they did.

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Get ready to check off all the life events on your biopic bingo card.

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This is a true story, you guys. You can tell from the colon and/or person’s name in the title.

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This is a warning. Don’t be a Lifetime movie in the making.

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Like, is that a real actor who still does important movies? Could this win an Emmy? What channel am I on?

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You thought pimples and school dances were hard? Try being pregnant/betrayed/haunted by your best friend’s ghost.

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He would watch these Lifetime movies, that’s what he would do.

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“What is a Hanukkah?” – Lifetime

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Clearly some of these movies fit into more than one category. For instance, men are usually evil and bitches usually get stuff done. But some movies just emphasize that more. Hopefully this directory was useful for you, and hopefully you’ll continue to read my reviews. And hopefully you’ll comment and tell me what your favorite Lifetime movie is. Pretty please?

(Images: Lifetime)

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