Justin Bieber And Austin Mahone Are Morphing Into The Same Person With A Musical Collaboration
I'm not a doctor, but I'm not sure how much more proof you need that Austin Mahone is medically morphing into the exact same person as Justin Bieber. I know you Mahomies hate when I say stuff like this, but you can't argue with the facts.
They already both were raised by single mothers, got famous via YouTube, have dated Selena Gomez, worn onesies, and are partial to shirtless selfies of their tiny boy bodies…and now they're collaborating on music, too? The process is almost complete! Oh and their names are only one letter apart, so don't you dare pretend that this isn't real.
But anyway, we know they're working together because Justin posted the above photo to his Instagram last night of himself in the studio with Mack Maine, Birdman, and Austin with the hashtag ‘New music #YMCMB', which stands for ‘Young Money Cash Money Billionaires', a phrase Justin should never ever say.
But regardless, it's just more proof that the two of them are taking that intimate next step in merging souls — having both their voices play on the same music track. Any day now, we'll stop seeing the two of them in photos together, because they'll just be two sides of the same head, Voldemort style. It's a shame that Austin didn't get to pick out the decorations (tattoos) or the food (eggs), but he's happy just to be invited.
It's not clear yet what the project is that they're working on, or when we'll get to hear it, but when we do, I'll be awaiting your Edible Arrangements with personalized cards of apology for ever doubting that these two are exactly the same person. Just have them sent to the office, and know that the chocolate-dipped strawberries are my favorite.