Aubrey Plaza Defies Logic, Does Not Recognize Ryan Gosling

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Here's what I would do if Ryan Gosling came up to me while I was buying a snack and gave me a compliment: First, my mouth would open and drool would begin to trickle out. I'd probably start to pant. And then I'd stutter, “You're… you're.. Ra-ra-ryan Gosling!” Not Aubrey Plaza, though — she didn't even recognize the guy. She explains in a Rolling Stone interview:

“I didn't recognize him. He said, ‘I'm a big fan of the show,' and I said, ‘Thank you. Are you an actor?' He kind of smirked and said, ‘Yeahhh…' I asked his name, and he said, ‘Ryan,' but it didn't click. I was like, ‘We worked together, didn't we? You look so familiar.' He kept smirking, like I was messing with him. I got my juice and left.”

Are you kidding me, Aubrey Plaza? You mean you haven't fantasized about the children you and Ryan Gosling will someday have? You haven't spent hours scrolling through photos of him out playing with his dog George? I just don't understand you, Aubrey, I just don't.

(via Rolling Stone)