Amanda Bynes Needs To Re-Hire Her Publicist So She Can Take Away Her Twitter Account
Another day, another insane tweet from Amanda Bynes. But while most of her insane tweets make me feel bad for her, this latest exercise in bad PR could make more than a few people think she's a jerk.
Earlier today, Amanda tweeted a photo of Jay-Z, alongside the caption “ugly face.” It has since been deleted, but here is a screenshot:
It was directed at a user named “@S_C,” who appears to be a pile of salmon roe who writes only in Japanese. Typical Bynes.
This seems like it was somewhat un-called for, as I'm not sure what Jay-Z ever did to her. Sure, he might not be as pretty, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I'd say Beyonce is one damn impressive beholder. And anyway, looks aren't everything…shall we line up their accomplishments next to each other and see who is better at life? Jay-Z has 14 Grammys, a multi-million dollar empire, and a genetically superior superbaby named Blue Ivy. Amanda Bynes has an itchy Twitter finger, a tube of black Wet ‘n Wild lipstick, and a talent for getting kicked out of spin class.
Of course, this might not be a dig on Jay-Z at all, but merely part of the secret language she uses to communicate with the pile of Japanese salmon roe. But just to be safe, I suggest Amanda coax her publicist to come back so she can take her Twitter away, because there's a fine line between “crazy person we should pity” and “crazy person we find obnoxious,” and she may have just crossed it.