First Photo Of Adele’s Baby Reveals That He Has At Least One Foot

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Adele Baby PhotoI am freaking out right now guys. After months of waiting to see photos of Adele Jr., we're finally treated to a picture of him being horrified by the paparazzi. Welcome to fame kid, you're going to hate it! But don't worry, we'll literally be by your side every step of the way. Because now that we've found you, we're going to keep on you. You know that song,”Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take,I'll be watching you?” Yes? Good! Because that's your new life story. Live it, learn it, love it.

You will not play in a playground without us watching, you will start school without us staring and you will not inevitably tweet something stupid 15 years from without us using all 140 of those characters to condemn you.

And tell you what one-footed baby, we're going to find out your name soon too. Yeah, that's right. Before 2014 rolls around, we'll be able to stop referring to you as Adele Jr. So you best give up this whole “please let me stay anonymous until I can walk” schtick  We're clearly tired of it. I mean, sure, play this game of blanket face now. I'm just saying that you can't play it forever. At some point you're going to have to show yourself. And we'll be ready when you do.

Also, welcome back to the world of paparazzi Adele, we missed you gal pal! Can't wait to see you at the Golden Globes this weekend, we're obvi rooting for you to win.

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