Adam Levine Faces Off With Fox News In Epic Battle Of Intellectual Giants

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Like most sensible people in this world, Maroon 5 front man Adam Levine hates Fox News. So when he heard a song of his ring forth from that most atrocious of networks, he didn't mince words, no sir, but tweeted this pearl of wisdom right quick:

What ensued was a tremendous battle of tremendous wits that could only be described as epic. Just kidding, I'm surprised either is able to breathe, but Fox News' take is particularly cringe inducing, especially considering how easy it is to mock Maroon 5's awfulness and actually be funny about it. Here are Levine's exchanges with Fox toadies Andy Levy and Greg Gutfeld:

Levine: “Dear Fox News, don’t play our music on your evil fucking channel ever again. Thank you.”
Levy: “Dear @AdamLevine, don’t make crappy f*cking music ever again. Thank you.”
Gutfield: “Dear adam, That’s not music.”
Levy: “Maroon 5′s bio strangely fails to note the band was developed by the CIA as part of its enhanced interrogation techniques program.”
Gutfield: “fun joke: why did Maroon 5 cross the road? because crappy music is legal there! @adamlevine”
Gutfield: “names that sound alike: Maroon 5 and crap @adamlevine Names that sound alike: @kelseygrammar and @chelseahandler.”
Gutfield: “better than your music @adamlevine just saw a plastic bag blowing in the wind.Pretty sure it’s NOT the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”
Gutfield: “Maroon 5 is just bad music @adamlevine “golf is a good walk spoiled.” -Mark Twain”

And here is an extremely shitty video of Fox attempting to make fun of him some more:

Now go re-read your copy of Gravity's Rainbow before all your brain cells jump ship.

(Via Popdust)