$56 million payout to Heather Mills?
Way to go, Stumpy! Now go buy yourself a deserted island and stop bothering us.
Paul McCartney has reportedly convinced Heather Mills to accept a $56 million settlement – including an $8 million house – to end their bitter divorce battle and her bid for sole custody of their kid. London's News of the World says that Mills will get Sir Paul's Georgian mansion in St. John's Wood but will agree to share custody of Beatrice, the couple's daughter, and will accept $6 million less than McCartney supposedly offered her back in January. Mills had supposedly demanded $6 million per year from McCartney.
You know she's going to spend all of that money on weird new prosthetic legs, right? Yeah – she's going to buy ones with spikes, ones that have a little coffee maker inside, etc. It's all good.
Tags: paul mccartney, heather mills