15 Times Justin Bieber’s Career Should Have Been Over

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Justin Bieber attack GIFI am all about second chances, and sometimes even third and fourth and fifth chances, but do you want to know where I draw the line? Preeeettty much right after that, actually. There are only so many times that I'm willing to watch someone do stupid stuff with no consequences and keep my mouth shut about it. Which is why I'm not the biggest fan of Justin Bieber.

Because talk about a Grade A dick, you guys! When he was a little kid, back before his voice broke, his music was one of my guilty pleasures, embarrassingly enough, but sometime between then and now, something changed big time, and Justin turned into a nightmare. Specifically mine.

But since a lot of his fans are silly old tweens who are blinded by his abs, he hasn't had any consequences to his behavior, which pisses me off. So I decided to harness my power (which is fairly close to nil) and make a list of all the times I think Justin's career should have been over. There are a lot of them, so it wasn't hard…

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1. When he posted a photo to Instagram of his friend Pooh Bear holding what looks like a baggie of white powder. Hugs not drugs, Bieber.

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2. When he speculated to the world that Anne Frank probably would have been a Belieber.

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3. When he abandoned that monkey in Germany.

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4. When he broke up with Selena Gomez.

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5. When he pissed in that bucket.

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6. When he got in that brawl.

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7.  When he got carried up the Great Wall of China on his bodyguards' shoulders like a goddamn boy king.

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8. When he leaped out of the car at that paparazzo like a deranged flying squirrel and threatened to kill him.

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9. When he started coming to his concerts two hours late.

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10. When he formed a BFF-ship with Chris Brown.

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11. When he wore his first onesie.

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12. When he thought he grew a mustache.

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13. When he shirtlessly tried to sneak 15-year old Jaden Smith into that club in London.

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14. When he spit on his neighbor.

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15. When he had a leopard-printed car.

I rest  my case.

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