Capricorn

Orlando Bloom
Birthdate: January 13, 1977.

It’s no surprise that the Orlando Bloom/Kate Bosworth romance was so on again, off again -- they are both Cappy’s! Known for being über-cautious when it comes to love, Capricorns like Kate and Orly don’t want to totally commit themselves until they are sure it’s right. (And it’s pretty clear that it wasn’t!) The latest gossip links Taurus Kirsten Dunst and the LOTR alum, but that might be doomed as well. Because Capricorns are often very conservative and practical, a Taurus might be totally turned off. Who’d we match up with the Pirates of the Caribbean star? Virgo Cameron Diaz. She is very driven, which Orlando would love, but she also has a totally unpredictable streak that would keep things interesting.

Kiss a Capricorn if you’re: Virgo, Gemini, Leo.

Diss a Capricorn if you’re: Taurus, Aries, Libra.