Fanpire Fear

Amidst the vampire craze, it seems that the Twilight stars are actually more afraid of fanpires than of the actual vamps! "If [Twilight fans] saw me talking about Twilight, you don't understand. If I said 'Jacob' too loud… [If I see] more than three girls of that certain age -- [I] run away. Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare me," Kristen Stewart tells USA Today. "They covet [Robert Pattinson]. I think half of them are so jealous that they hate me." Probs, girl! But no offense. "It's not like, 'Maybe I should be with [Rob] to make them happy and it'll make me more popular!'" No, Kristen! It would def make you less popular and everyone else even more jealous!

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