If It Pees Like A Dog and Walks Like A Duck…

We used to want Ashton Kutcher to be our baby daddy, but not after hearing about his gross habits! "I pee outside, outside my house, in my yard. I usually start off my day by taking my dogs out. While they go, I go," he says, according to Contact Music. "That's probably my least appealing habit. I just feel like I'm connecting with nature, I bond and feel like caveman. Man, tents, cave, pee, bush." Oh yeah, and he also has webbed toes. "When everything else is this good-looking, something has to give," he joked on British talk show Friday Night With Jonathan Ross after showing off his less than fabulous feet. Eww!

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