Baby, You're Crazy

Bizarro news of the week: Joss Stone wants to be a midwife. That's right, she doesn't want to be a singer for the rest of her life, and she's chosen just about the exact opposite career as an alternative. "I want to do many different things. I'm really excited to see what's going to happen in the next couple of years because it's not going to be the same," she tells The Sydney Morning Herald. "I would actually like to go back to school, which is funny because I really hated school with a passion. I'd like to go back and do some degrees and I want to be a midwife, actually. I think that would take me about three years." Um, what?! We're not dissing midwives, but what the heck is she talking about?

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