Bringing Unsexy Back?

We all know that Charlize Theron is Esquire magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive, but do you know who Maxim magazine deems the unsexiest woman? Sex and the City's Sarah Jessica Parker! (How ironic.) Runner-up is Amy Winehouse, due to her "openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats." Grey's Anatomy's Sandra Oh took third place for playing "Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure," followed by Madonna, "with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull." Last and least of the least attractive is Britney Spears -- "Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMA," the mag says. "Since then, she's lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge." OK, we definitely don't agree with the poll (or its results), but it's still a little funny…

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