No Britney News Week

We try our darndest to ignore all unnecessary Britney Spears news, and perhaps there have been days where we've been able to forgo any mention of Brit-Brit whatsoever. But somehow, the girl always seems to creep back into the rumor mill. (It's like she's taken up permanent residence there in the past few months!) You can't check a blog or turn on the news these days without reading about Britney's nasty custody battle, driving mishaps, bizarre behavior, hardcore partying, or ridiculous onstage incidents. So we propose a full week (yes, seven days and nights) of pure, unadulterated Britney-free news. It might be up there with attaining world peace and ending all poverty, but we can dream, right?!

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