Britney Spears

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't really like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

Umm, what?! Are you as confused as we are by Brit's quote? We know she's failing Parenting 101, but we were hoping that after touring the world, she at least had a handle on geography. Unfortunately, she's also been quoted as saying, "I get to go overseas places, like Canada!" (Note to the clueless: Canada is not overseas).

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