Eve

When we first saw Eve's dog paw print tattoos, we were a bit confused. Does she really want guys to have a reason to look at her boobs instead of her eyes when she's talking to them? Besides, if she ever grows or shrinks a cup-size, the paws will stretch out -- not really looking like paws anymore. (We're thinking handprints.) Why a girl would get a tattoo on a part of her body that can grow and shrink so easily is beyond us. Duh -- that's where stretch marks come from!

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