Marilyn Manson & Evan Rachel Wood

Ew. When this spooky dude made gorgeous Dita Von Teese his corpse bride we were grossed out -- now the rumor mill's spinning about 19-year-old Evan hooking up with this scary Mary. We. Don't. Get. It. What are you doing, Evan? Where are her parents?! Before Evan ends up applying pancake make-up and busting out the patent leather pants, we're staging an intervention.

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