Ketchup or mustard?
Ketchup.

Coke or Pepsi?
Coke.

Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate.

Left or right?
Left.

Now or later?
Now.

Beatles or Rolling Stones?
That's so messed up, how can you do that? Rolling Stones.

Read the book or see the movie?
Read the book AND see the movie -- read the book then see the movie.

Lyrics or melody?
Lyrics.

Chucks or Vans?
Chucks.

Acoustic or electric?
Electric.

Go out or stay in?
Go out.

Phone calls or text messages?
Call it.

Take-out: Chinese or Mexican?
Mexicano.

PC or Mac?
Mac.

PS3 or Nintendo Wii?
Oh man. Nintendo Wii is more fun.