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Paris Hilton

We'll start with the obvious. Paris is the reason the word celebutante was created. We don't even know where to begin on her list of spoiled offenses. For starters, the hotel heiress is notoriously late for interviews and events. While promoting her video game, Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam, she was an hour late and totally unprepared for the event: "Sorry I'm late. I'm really excited to have my new video game, Diamond Quest," she said. "Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game." (We guess it's easy to mess up the name of your own game when you have handlers running everything for you.) But that pales in comparison to her arriving six hours late to promote Club Paris on New Year's Eve 2004, leaving many fans disappointed.

Paris also has a Veruca Salt-like/"I want it now" personality when it comes to illegal animals and off-limits boys. Still, Paris insists that she's not spoiled. "I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards," Paris told USA Today in 2003. "I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught [my siblings and I] to be humble. We're not spoiled." Sure, Paris -- whatever you say.