Dina Lohan

Momager of: Lindsay and Ali Lohan.
Hired or Fired: Hired.

Oh, Dina Lohan -- what isn't there to say? She's the worst! Not only did she let her Lindsay party-hardy underage, she's also tried to live out her dreams of fame and fortune through her talented daughter. (While Dina claims to have worked as a Radio City Music Hall Rockette, on Broadway, and in commercials, Page Six reported in June that it's all lies!) But Dina's 15 minutes are officially ticking away -- she's currently filming a reality show focusing on Ali's career as a singer/actress…and Dina's career as momager. Ugh -- can anyone make the second go by any faster please?!

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