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Last week, we told you that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's Simple Life was kaput. We thought Kelly Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart reality show would be its replacement, but that's been squashed (thank goodness!) The reason why, however, is unclear -- sources tell In Touch that E! pulled the plug because "the network just wasn't into Kelly and Kimberly's show," but TMZ reports that KelKim axed it because producers wanted them to hang with "real people" doing "real jobs" and rag on them. (An insider says Kelly called the show "demeaning to other people and juvenile.") Either way, Paris-wannabe Kim Kardashian will have her time to shine with a family-based show featuring Kim, her four sisters, mother Kris, and stepfather Brude Jenner, the New York Daily News reports. (No word on whether hottie stepbrother, Brody Jenner will be part of the cast, too, but his fame-seeking tendencies give us a pretty good clue.)

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