Bam Margera

We're really not into guys who do stupid things like rolling down a hill in a trash bin, or other ridiculously amusing but painful tricks. But Bam's more than a Jackass -- he's actually accomplished a lot! And there's nothing hotter than a guy who's determined! He's been on the scene since he was 13. And since then, starred in a spew of shows, radio shows, and even has experience directing music videos and running his own record label. Oh, and did we mention he was also named one of the most influential/powerful people under 30 by Stuff magazine? We can go on and on… Sigh! Too bad he's taken (anyone watch Bam's Unholy Union?).

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