Mommy of the Month?

She's conquered the pop charts, the big screen, the fashion world, and reality TV -- now, Jessica Simpson says she's geared up for motherhood. But Jess isn't ready to ruin her perfect figure to carry a child herself -- she wants to go the Angelina Jolie-route and adopt a baby first, according to gossip guru Cindy Adams. What's gotten Jess ready for the pitter-patter of little feet? Her dogs. Um, someone should remind Jess that taking care of a baby isn't the same as carrying your Maltese-poodle around in your purse.