Brit's New Boy Toy

A week isn't complete without some Britney news, right? Well, on this episode of The Increasingly Dreadful Life of Britney Spears, the disgraced pop tart was seen going boating with a mystery man, who was later identified as "actor/model" Isaac Cohen by Perez Hilton. Oh yeah, and Isaac bares a creepy resemblance to Fed-Ex. Hey, when you elevate your ex-husband's status from backup dancer to (cough) rapper, all the wannabes will come out of the woodwork.

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